Lizards Need Love Too – Sell all of Your Pet Reptiles With Recycler Online Classifieds

Posted on November 12, 2009. Filed under: pets, pets and animals, reptiles for sale | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

Lizards Need Love TooTired of your teenage reptiles giving you attitude and playing their rap music too loud? It can be tough raising karate-trained, ooze-induced mutated turtles. If you’ve had enough cowabunga back talk, just sell the little buggers.

Or make hero in a half-shell soup … no, no – better sell them
The money you make with the turtle sale can parlay all the money you lost on pizzas (always with the pizza!). Before the turtles start bringing home teenage mutant ninja girlfriends, sell them and any of your non-genetically altered reptiles with Recycler Classifieds and on Place your pet ad here:

Create an Ad in 3 Easy Steps (or the slithering equivalency of a step)
Pick Your Ad Package: the Free Pet Ad (only four per year), for a week; the Two Week Classified Ad (no photo); or the Two Week Photo Ad – showcasing your little slithery, scaly friend with a picture and description!

Create the Ad: This is your chance to appeal to the average reptile enthusiast (have that magazine subscription?). Describe the clawed and toothy critters with mostly need-to-know info like species, color, sex (if you can tell…), and age! Then just post a photo, one that would serve as a perfect Facebook Profile pic for the reptile.

Preview and Confirm: Preview the ad with the same scrutiny a snake’s tongue tastes the air (it makes sense) and once happy – confirm and boom-shacka-lacka! Send away those four-legged felines (just kidding! Felines are cats, that was a test)…

Indiana Jones Hates Snakes – But Lots of People Love ‘Em: Find Them Fast!
Instead of flushing your reptiles down a toilet to later discover them fighting the evil samurai-esque Shredder and his Foot army – just sell them to a loving home! With our weekly readership of 850,000, your reptile ad will not be hiding in the shadows and sewers of Los Angeles, but instead front and center (not to mention online at 6 million views a month). With the money you’ll make, you’ll be as happy as a frog (that was another test; frogs are amphibians).

Recycler Power! So-Cal’s Best Classified Ads
Since the early 70s, Recycler has been Southern California’s premier Trade publication for buying, selling and trading. There is no better way to sell your Reptiles with ease and efficiency. Recycler Classifieds gives you the unique freedom to describe your Reptiles, along with photos, for optimal efficacy and, by upgrading your package to Print, optimal coverage.

Along with its related publications Jobs Magazine, Cars Weekly, Auto Pix, AutoBuys and Truck Buys, Auto Seller, Cycle, Boat & RV Buys, Big Truck & Equipment Buys, has more pets, merchandise, electronics and appliances, real estate, used car, used truck, used SUV, new and used RVs, used van, new vehicle, and business ads in Southern California than any other website or print publication.

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Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
(818) 305-2200

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